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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I never take things to heart

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  • 50 favorites

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Happy ending

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • One more and it's business time

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Jedrools's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

By Snow - / Saturday 7 February 2009 20:43 / United States

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

By not cool - / Friday 28 June 2013 05:16 / Australia - Sunnybank

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 28 June 2013 03:57 / United States

Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

By Auroraen - / Friday 28 June 2013 01:23 / United States - Oswego

Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

By Gribby / Thursday 27 June 2013 23:56 / United States - Branson