About Jcalxx95
I'm shy and socially awkward. Yay
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Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

By Nastiaa - / Sunday 15 February 2009 15:49 / Estonia

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

By DreamStatic / Monday 29 July 2013 02:16 / United States - Hinesville

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

By me - / Thursday 4 April 2013 20:07 / United States - Parrish

Today, I caught the train into the city. Halfway there some kids hopped on smelling of marijuana and alcohol. Their topic of discussion? How much pubic hair they had. FML

By fabs1171 / Thursday 29 November 2012 05:40 / Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

By Geckosrock99 - / Friday 31 August 2012 02:45 / United States - Riverbank