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Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner and have to leave in shame. FML

By :( - / Saturday 28 September 2013 21:24 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 September 2013 11:44 / United States

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 September 2013 04:08 / United States - Bloomdale

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

By scared shitless in ohio - / Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:02 / United States - Dublin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

By burb / Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:23 / Germany - Berlin