About Jazziness
Gym, Tan, Lax Minus the gym part haha
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Jazziness's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    82%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    66%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    52%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    7%
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Jazziness's favorite FMLs

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:12 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML

By poohanne / Saturday 12 January 2013 06:36 / United States - Ville Platte

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 September 2012 23:47 / United States

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 04:29 / Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

By Demetria - / Monday 20 August 2012 22:02 / United States - White Plains