About Jawztheshark
I hate everyone and love everyone at the same time and I play league all day
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Jawztheshark's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

By gassy / Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:18 / United States

Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

By scaredofhedges - / Monday 7 January 2013 10:21 / United States - San Diego

Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:04 / Sweden - ?rsta

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 17:32 / United Kingdom