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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    13%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    32%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    41%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    94%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Jasminnaaa_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

By booyouwhoree - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:49 / United States

Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 August 2013 16:45 / Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML

By YouSoSmelly - / Friday 2 August 2013 13:58 / United States - Kannapolis

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

By whyeventry? - / Friday 2 August 2013 04:39 / United States - Neenah

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:28 / Belgium - Ieper