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Jallred254's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

By Kaji / Friday 14 November 2008 11:20 / France

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

By imy / Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:01 / United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML

By jaleesadavis21 - / Tuesday 18 October 2011 13:25 / United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 October 2011 06:55 / United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 16 October 2011 04:22 / United States