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Jadiano's favorite FMLs

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 15 February 2013 07:18 / United States - Modesto

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 14 February 2013 00:00 / Canada - Coquitlam

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

By Experience - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:19 / United States - Waynesfield

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

By rani - / Saturday 2 February 2013 22:34 / Norway - Oslo

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

By thegirlofthedad - / Tuesday 29 January 2013 09:48 / India - Mumbai