About Jade662
Future Oscar winner. I like food too much and laugh too loud. I don't care about your sexual orientation, race, nationality, or political view. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. I like looking through stories that describe a day worse than the one I've had. It makes me grateful for the live I'm living.
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Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML

By ewwww - / Monday 27 April 2009 04:08 / United States

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 17 February 2014 02:29 / United States - Hedgesville

Today, after years of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, my carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML

By prdp / Wednesday 5 June 2013 16:33 / United States

Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 May 2013 15:53 / United States

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

By kindergarten teacher / Saturday 23 March 2013 13:25 / United States - Hanford