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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

By Noname - / Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:57 / United States

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

By Ballsy427 - / Friday 25 July 2014 12:05 / United States - Apo

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

By AylaMarie92 / Monday 21 July 2014 21:04 / Canada - Hopkins Landing

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - / Friday 11 July 2014 20:34 / Canada - Brampton

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 July 2014 11:03 / United States - Boston