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Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

By emchocolat - / Sunday 16 December 2012 16:55 / Europe

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 28 February 2013 22:33 / United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd tried to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom posted on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 28 February 2013 21:06 / Finland - Vanda

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

By anon / Monday 14 January 2013 03:00 / United States - Dublin

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 December 2009 00:53 / United States