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Italianmafia's favorite FMLs

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 17 August 2013 10:52 / United States

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

By mugres22 - / Saturday 17 August 2013 05:11 / United States - Pacoima

Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML

By deadman - / Friday 16 August 2013 01:06 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

By lawman - / Thursday 15 August 2013 13:34 / Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom