About Ispt3ch
One of the unluckiest people ever...until I started reading fml! Kinda like going to walmart to feel better about yourself...oh and if you were born in the 90's I have ties older than you so be careful about your "advice" to me :) chances are you might do better to listen :)
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    11%
  • One more and it's business time

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Ispt3ch's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 22:08 / United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 24 June 2011 17:00 / United States

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

By Sam - / Friday 24 June 2011 04:46 / Canada

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

By jordeshting / Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:28 / United Kingdom

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

By Morgan / Wednesday 22 June 2011 05:48 / United States