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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • 50 favorites

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • The return of the thumb

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    1%
  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Profile completed

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    36%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

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    20%
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Judgmental

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    11%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    15%
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Ipwnallmen's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

By Teenagegirl - / Monday 26 March 2012 04:11 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

By Ali (New York) / Friday 24 June 2011 03:01 / United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 September 2010 05:38 / United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

By anti-peecleaner - / Monday 22 November 2010 22:35 / United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

By nicolette5785452 / Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:34 / United States