About Insane_chick
I'm a math/art dork. I'm an aerospace engineer/mathematician in training... enough said. I'm a retarded genius, lack social skills, and hide from life in my studies, because life is fucked. In case you get bored of FML Check out my art gallery at: http://insane-chick.deviantart.com/ My Twitter is: calliecparrish
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Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the alloted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me "rules are rules." FML

By hospitalflunky - / Saturday 28 March 2009 06:35 / United States

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

By Michelle C / Monday 26 January 2009 03:44 / United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. 30 minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

By CollegeGirl - / Friday 1 May 2009 21:15 / United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

By badluckdrew - / Friday 1 May 2009 14:28 / United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

By Tragic - / Monday 27 April 2009 21:50 / United States