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Inpuredeceit's favorite FMLs

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

By anti88 - / Thursday 1 September 2011 01:55 / United States

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:06 / Canada

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

By gofixmyhead - / Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:53 / United Kingdom

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:35 / Canada

Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML

By Zolesz96 - / Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:39 / Hungary