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Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 December 2010 23:21 / United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

By notinthebutt - / Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:57 / United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 3 June 2011 01:07 / United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

By meyo555 / Thursday 2 June 2011 09:45 / United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

By Ann / Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:47 / United States