About Imjustbeth
My name is Beth Schmidt (: Senior in High school at Colstons Girl School in Bristol Englaaand.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Imjustbeth's favorite FMLs

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

By secret123 / Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:01 / United States

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

By oww / Tuesday 9 March 2010 11:14 / United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

By lonestar - / Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:57 / United States

Today, I was developing film at walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking off my sweatshirt. This creepy old man approaches me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

By hotandbothered - / Wednesday 3 February 2010 06:24 / United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

By nonameLiz - / Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:16 / United States