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Iluvyah's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

By help me / Sunday 1 June 2014 15:51 / United States - West Hartford

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

By HomicidalPegasus - / Sunday 25 May 2014 15:50 / United States - Bethalto

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

By BioChickthcfy - / Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:27 / United States - Edinburg

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

By IbetIgotAIDS - / Monday 12 September 2011 16:15 / United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:01 / United States