About Iluvboobies
...cuz I'm a big boy now! I'm a rich man trapped in a poor man's body. Life is short, live it well. I'm awesome. Are you awesome?
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Iluvboobies's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 July 2011 00:31 / United States

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 15 September 2011 23:54 / Canada

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 3 September 2011 17:06 / United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

By sad child / Saturday 27 August 2011 07:45 / United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 27 August 2011 01:11 / United States