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Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

By bip / Monday 15 December 2008 05:36 / France

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

By haappynewyear / Saturday 1 January 2011 03:21 / United States

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 October 2010 21:47 / Canada

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 October 2010 13:12 / Australia

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 October 2010 00:47 / United States