About Ilovejeland
Very sarcastic :) Love takin pictures && love sports
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Ilovejeland's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

By lifesucks4me / Monday 23 February 2009 12:51 / United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

By kiki / Thursday 5 August 2010 18:24 / United States

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

By kfoehslfns / Sunday 1 August 2010 08:45 / United States

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 17:21 / United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

By quadropheniac - / Tuesday 9 June 2009 16:18 / United States