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I love: hamburgers sharks godzilla cupcakes high heels rock music literature greek dramas pre-history cartoons chocolate milk gummy worms tenor saxophones
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By nolove4me - / Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:41 / United States

Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 April 2009 05:23 / Canada