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Ilm350's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:45 / United States

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:49 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

By Noname / Thursday 4 December 2008 04:39 / France

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

By Nightmare - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 14:41 /

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

By boblaj - / Tuesday 22 May 2012 16:11 / United Kingdom - Hastings