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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    26%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Illeyad's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

By ShamedJP - / Friday 3 April 2009 22:05 / United States
By Tasty - / Sunday 19 July 2009 22:02 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 July 2009 06:58 / Canada
By waxinghorror - / Saturday 11 July 2009 20:11 / United States
By merkris - / Monday 29 June 2009 15:41 / United States