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I've pretty much disowned this place at this point, so if you wish to contact me, look me up on facebook. :] http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100001309809119
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Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 September 2009 09:27 / United States
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