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I am german single 17 *.* Facebook:Ijeoma Madubuko. Instagram:ijeomaniggah. Kik:ijeomaniggah. :3.. Proud Nigerian
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Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

By whyme - / Thursday 12 September 2013 14:44 / United States - Tampa

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:24 / Egypt

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 4 August 2013 00:46 / United States - Kerman

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

By shampoomice - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 16:34 / United States - La Porte

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

By Anon / Sunday 4 August 2013 05:36 / Australia - Perth