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If2013's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

By joecool3426 - / Thursday 3 October 2013 06:23 / United States

Today, I asked my surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at my upcoming operation. He replied, "General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there!" FML

By pong / Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:59 / France - Toulouse

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 28 July 2013 04:59 / United States

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

By young grandpa / Monday 17 June 2013 22:49 / United States - Statham

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

By Jill - / Saturday 15 June 2013 04:19 / United States - Santa Rosa