About Idkfckingknw
Hey, nicknames Angel. Love wolves, writing, and animals in general. Have 12 brothers not all biologically related to but still, they consider me family and vis versa. I have 5 sisters none related to me. I'm Christian. I cuss. I'll kick your ass and I'm 15.
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Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

By Baby eater / Tuesday 20 May 2014 00:00 / United States - Clarksville

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 11 July 2013 14:24 / United States

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 17 June 2013 19:56 / United States

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

By explanations - / Friday 14 June 2013 06:48 / United States - Des Plaines

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

By Liferuinedforever - / Tuesday 14 May 2013 07:13 / Pakistan - Karachi