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Idiotgenius's favorite FMLs

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

By iwantpizza69 - / Thursday 12 February 2009 00:06 / United States

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

By Annomymous - / Friday 23 January 2015 18:12 / United States - Clarkston

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

By for shite's sake - / Saturday 17 January 2015 22:24 / United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 16 January 2015 01:08 / United States - La Crosse

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 January 2015 17:07 / Canada - Tracadie