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Idancewithllamas's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I dumped three years ago because she wouldn't take my band seriously is now a successful and rich environmental scientist. Meanwhile, I'm still unemployed, living with my parents, and can barely remember how to play a guitar. FML

By rightinthekarma - / Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:26 / Australia - Newcastle

Today, I went on a cruise. I gave my bags to a porter, and tipped him $5. Later that night, my bags still hadn't arrived at my room, and that's when I realized that I'd paid a fake porter to steal my bags. FML

By McFizzy321 / Thursday 13 December 2012 03:43 / United States - Merritt Island

Today, I had to create a perfect society in English class; the best society has their grade go up a full letter. After tons of preparation and thinking, I lost to an island made only of cheese. FML

By JPPUDLY - / Tuesday 11 December 2012 23:03 / United States - Los Gatos

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

By Aaron / Sunday 9 December 2012 23:34 / United States - Matthews

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

By anonymaiacciu - / Saturday 22 December 2012 01:16 / France