About Icanflybitch
I like to pretend I'm a cat. My favorite color is purple and I have a strange obsession with speaking an odd combination of French, English, Chinese, and Spanish. I'm Asian but I'm black from the waist down. My name is Felipe, but you may call me Ashley.
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Icanflybitch's favorite FMLs
By 420SUX / Saturday 4 August 2012 06:17 / United States - Federal Way

Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

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