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Iamspeed's favorite FMLs

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

By Noname / Saturday 17 January 2009 20:40 / United States

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

By GMD - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 20:20 / United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

By DrunkenShopper - / Monday 3 September 2012 05:24 / United States - Kirkland

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 August 2012 05:46 / United States - Olympia

Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML

By Sexting - / Tuesday 21 August 2012 15:29 / United States