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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

By hyper12332 - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:35 / Australia

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 May 2009 13:48 / United States

Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 8 May 2009 20:02 / United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

By htothecr - / Sunday 3 May 2009 21:05 / United States

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

By Em - / Thursday 30 April 2009 16:45 / United States