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Ipoptard's FML badges
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    47%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    24%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    48%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    39%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    38%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Ipoptard's favorite FMLs

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

By sampaloompy / Thursday 8 January 2009 08:32 / United States

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 June 2014 23:50 / United States - Parker

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

By fredfredburger - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:45 / United States - Imperial

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

By Zekrome / Monday 5 May 2014 07:53 / Canada - Markham

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

By Numbass123 - / Sunday 4 May 2014 17:17 / United States - Las Vegas