About Ioceanus
I enjoy reading manga, watching anime, and playing video games. Otaku and proud! ^_^☆ Send me a message, and I'll entertain you! I'll talk about anything, really. :P Although, I'm usually lurking on FML at night! Sayonara mina-san! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie. -Anonymous You reap what you sow. -Many people Do or do not, there is no try. -Master Yoda True freedom lies within ones thoughts. -Anonymous
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Ioceanus's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

By Makeitdance / Sunday 11 May 2014 14:46 / United States - Pleasanton

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

By mustabeendrugs - / Monday 14 October 2013 01:14 / United States - Tucson

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

By faitoh / Thursday 23 May 2013 22:00 / United Kingdom - Lisburn

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 14 June 2013 00:30 / United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 7 June 2013 19:32 / Canada - Montr?al