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By krisx3ftw - / Monday 11 January 2010 13:25 / United States

Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 August 2009 06:58 / United States