About Ifizzgig
I'm Lila, I'm a musician, I'm on here to find laughter when I'm on a break at work. I'll post quotes on here every now and then. Fav FMLers: perdix DocBastard CryMoreFMLs ThreeSheetsGone Despised FMLers: The importance of commas: "Let's eat grandpa." "Let's eat, grandpa. "Careful who you're calling a child. 'Cause if I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I am gonna be lectured by a pervert!" "Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level" Twitter: UnleadedAngel
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Ifizzgig's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 04:18 / United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

By Ashton Sprunger / Friday 30 December 2011 05:38 / United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:16 / Canada

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

By ericane27 / Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:53 / United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 21 December 2011 02:01 / United States