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Ieatglass's favorite FMLs

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

By neversayhiagain - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:58 / United States

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

By poisonivyretard - / Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:15 / United States - Narragansett

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 September 2011 23:01 / United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

By ukfan / Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:01 / United States