About Idinosaur
I love the guitar I love all music, but mostly listen to metalcore Favorite band is as i lay dying... check them out! Texas rocks!!! but i used to live in Washington st. Favorite movie is "Black Hawk Down" 'pray for our troops'... ...and everything is bigger in Texas!!!
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Idinosaur's favorite FMLs

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

By SpiderMan - / Thursday 12 March 2009 00:23 / United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 September 2009 02:27 / United States

Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML

By Unloved. - / Tuesday 15 September 2009 10:09 / New Zealand

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

By alphabetman - / Monday 14 September 2009 09:56 / United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 September 2009 09:41 / South Africa