About Hopper5101
Criminal justice major at the best college ever :) SNHU class of 2017 :D
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Hopper5101's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

By mykhael - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:58 / United States - Opelousas

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 July 2013 05:24 / United States - Oakland

Today, I came home at 1am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

By whowhat - / Thursday 11 July 2013 06:26 / United States

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

By Wtf - / Wednesday 10 July 2013 05:24 / United States - Miamisburg

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:55 / United States - Honolulu