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Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

By Groom / Sunday 30 November 2008 10:51 / France

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

By MakeMeASandwich - / Friday 10 June 2011 05:01 / United States

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

By e_edge - / Sunday 5 June 2011 06:48 / United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

By IhateThem / Saturday 14 May 2011 05:07 / United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

By fmyhabit / Friday 15 April 2011 05:34 / United States