About Hippo1234
Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.
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Hippo1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

By time to put you down, gran - / Saturday 1 December 2012 22:53 / United States

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

By DreamStatic / Monday 29 July 2013 02:16 / United States - Hinesville

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML

By Are you kidding me? / Monday 9 September 2013 20:51 / United States - Kansas City

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 2 September 2014 18:58 / United States - Wolcott

Today, my daughter's biggest aspiration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramones in concert. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:32 / United States - Los Angeles