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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

By GD - / Saturday 21 February 2009 22:11 / Canada

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

By thatsnotacat / Thursday 21 November 2013 17:52 / Australia - West End

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

By B_and_W / Thursday 21 November 2013 11:35 / France

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 20 November 2013 21:06 / Canada - Windsor

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

By emirie - / Thursday 14 November 2013 21:33 / Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg