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Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML

By anonymous / Saturday 10 November 2012 11:02 / United States

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

By SebastianMiko - / Friday 9 November 2012 07:18 / Canada - Calgary

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

By birthday girl - / Saturday 27 October 2012 00:14 / Australia

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 5 November 2012 19:21 / United Kingdom

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

By Monkey - / Saturday 27 October 2012 15:02 / United States