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    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Herpitydurteedur's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

By ifeeldirty - / Thursday 27 October 2011 12:22 / United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

By Deborah / Thursday 27 October 2011 06:41 / United States

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

By Virginiedetibo / Saturday 22 October 2011 02:09 / France

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 1 October 2011 06:48 / Australia