About Hermafadeer
I'm just your average socially awkward teen who spends his time alone on the computer wasting time talking to people who I've never met and never plan to meet.........sike I just don't give a f***
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Hermafadeer's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 December 2012 17:19 / Australia - Perth

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

By James - / Tuesday 18 December 2012 02:28 / United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

By wtf / Monday 17 December 2012 19:38 / United States