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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    80%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    52%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    7%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    34%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    34%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    9%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Hello8124's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

By Noname / Monday 19 January 2009 10:26 / Canada

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

By poopydaddy / Friday 3 May 2013 11:32 / Canada - Oakville

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 2 May 2013 16:49 / United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 2 May 2013 06:29 / United States

Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 April 2013 11:23 / Australia - Mackay