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  • Beginner

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  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    30%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    15%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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  • Profile completed

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    34%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    94%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    46%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    44%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    5%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    20%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    59%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Heimdallr's favorite FMLs
By ColdStones - / Monday 20 October 2014 08:50 / Norway - Bergen

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

By Anonyme - / Friday 26 September 2014 06:56 / France - Saint-di
By AndrewKeane - / Monday 9 June 2014 16:26 / United States - Sugar Grove
By Anonymous / Friday 14 February 2014 01:31 / United States
By SerenityJ - / Friday 27 September 2013 20:00 / United States - Mountain View