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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    50%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    38%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Heavenskiller's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

By DSM - / Saturday 14 March 2009 11:05 / United States

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

By NoNotCats =^._.^= - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 08:17 / United States - Mesa

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 April 2013 16:26 / United States

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

By Susan - / Monday 18 March 2013 08:59 / Ireland

Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 March 2013 15:51 / United States - South Sioux City